So I'm new to this blog thing...

But it's gotten to the point in my life and in my skull where I can no longer contain the random and wanton thoughts that often banty about my head and haunt my conscience, so I've decided to pollute others too.

Call me what you'd like, but I'm not selfish when it comes to my opinions. I have several. Some of them make sense.

So, in the meantime, I'll make you a deal; you come here every once and a while and check in on me, and I'll give you something to think about...

Topic 1- I was standing outside the other day, smoking a cigarette and minding my own business when a homeless dude walked up to me...

Homeless Guy: "You know that smokin' is bad fo' ya!"
Me: "So is sleeping outside."
Homeless Guy: *silence*
Me: "I'm going to Hell for that comment, here's 28 cents, promise you won't tell Jesus, mmmkay?"

Welcome to the inside of my head... have a snack and enjoy.