Every Woman, Every Man, Join The Caravan...
Some nights, I sit at home by myself, tossing back the remnants of a bottle of Dewars and watching Nightline trying to ease the pain of yet another 18 hour wake cycle and bracing myself for the next to come... It's weird, I spend so much time being out and trying to be "popular" with the DJ thing that sometimes, when I'm at home alone, it can get a little lonely.
But what am I to do? How do I fill this seeming void in my life? How can I make it to the next day knowing that I'll have to go it alone once again?
Well, I think I found the solution... Jerome Benton.
You know Jerome from The Time (Jesse, n-now Jerome!), he's the perfect affect to my (and your) low self esteem and lonliness issues. Who better to laugh at my jokes, tell me I look good, hold my mirror, and throw ice cold glasses of champagne in women's faces when they refuse to go out with me. Jerome did it all for Morris Day and dammit if I don't think he can't do it for me too. Jerome can fill the void. Jerome is the best friend I need.
Sidekicks and henchmen aren't easy to come by, but I think I need one.
Topic 6: Bad Ideas.
If you ever feel a specific need to try to eat the rest of a cold meatball sub at 4 in the morning, and wash it down with warm tapwater, let me tell you now, it's not a good idea.
2 Comments:
Whoa. Good looking out on the meatball sub tip. I'm so sure you've saved me a lot of toilet time, because eating cold subs at 4 am is something I'd do. Don't know about the warm tap water though.
I think what you really need is a co-signer. A co-signer is MUCH better than a sidekick, henchman, or best pal. Think about it --- the co-signer basically has to do WHATEVER you say, whenever you say AND spring for the amount. The only downside is a co-signer will get you in a bit of trouble though...
I'm just kidding...I hope the lonliness thing subsides. Try doing something a bit more constructive to occupy your time, ya know. And the bit about the meatball sandwich at 4am - now you KNEW better than that. Even at that god-forsaken-hour in the morning, some thought had to cross your mind like is this a good idea?? And then warm tapwater...lol. Hilarious. I hope the bg's didn't hit you too hard!
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